«

»

Print this Post

Friday Funny: The Frozen Carburetor

Blizzard MotorcycleBack in January, on a bitterly cold winter’s day in North Dakota, a State Trooper out on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.

What’s the matter? asked the Trooper.  “Carburetor’s frozen,” was the terse reply.  “Pee on it. That’ll thaw it out.”  “I can’t,” said the biker.

OK, watch me closely and I’ll show you.” The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.  Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist. It began: “On behalf of my daughter Jill, I’d like to thank Officer…”

*************************************************************************************************************

If you enjoyed this week’s joke, you might also enjoy others from previous weeks: Friday Funny

Farm folks always enjoy sharing good jokes, photos and stories.  If you have a good, clean joke, particularly one that pertains to agriculture, or a funny photo that you took on the farm, send it in and we will share it with our readers.

Email to:  Panhandle Ag Friday Funny

 

PG

Author: Doug Mayo – demayo@ufl.edu

Lead Editor for Panhandle Ag e-news – Jackson County Extension Director – Livestock & Forages Agent. My true expertise is with beef cattle and pasture management, but I can assist with information on other livestock species, as well as recreational fish ponds.
http://jackson.ifas.ufl.edu

Panhandle Agriculture

Permanent link to this article: http://leon.ifas.ufl.edu/newsletters/2016/03/05/friday-funny-the-frozen-carburetor/